Canada’s Men’s 2013 IIHF World Championship roster according to Wikipedia (???)
OH HEY ANOTHER ANGLE YOU JUST CUDDLE YOUR BOY THERE SEGS DON’T MIND ME I’LL JUST…YEAH I’LL BE OVER HERE WATCHING YOU JUST DO YOUR THING.
Patrick Sharp and Patrick Kane discuss Kane’s Stanley Cup winning game six goal.
I…don’t know what to do about this.
Stop batting your eyelashes. Cease.
#SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS WAITING IN LINE FOR MY GIANT COKE SLUSHIE TO ACCOMPANY MY VIEWING OF FAST 6#(STILL NOT OVER IT IT) #AND I WAS WEARING MY EKANE SHIRT #AND THIS COUPLE IN THE LINE NEXT TO ME WALKED IN FRONT OF ME TO GET TO THE THEATERS #AND THE GIRL SAID ‘I LIKE YOUR SHIRT’ AND THE GUY SAID ‘GO WINNIPEG’ #AND I SAID ‘NEXT YEAR!’ #AND THE DUDE LOOKED AT ME AND CLEARLY HAD NO CLUE WHAT I MEANT #AS IN #I REALLY DON’T THINK HE REALIZED THE PLAYOFFS WERE ON AND WINNIPEG DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT #AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT #BECAUSE I BET HE STILL DOESN’T GET CALLED A FAKE FAN #OR QUIZZED #OR DOUBTED #OR A LOT OF OTHER THINGS #BUT EVEN IF HE DIDN’T KNOW THAT #DOES THAT ACTUALLY MAKE HIM A FAKE FAN? #IT MAKES HIM A CASUAL FAN TO BE SURE #BUT FAKE? #WHAT EVEN IS THAT #WHAT DOES IT MEAN? #IS THERE A QUIZ YOU HAVE TO PASS? #A GRAND OVERLORD WHO GETS TO PROCLAIM WHO QUALIFIES TO BE A ~REAL FAN #TAZER SOLD THE MOST JERSEYS ON NHL.COM THIS YEAR #AND I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED #IF MANY PEOPLE PICKED HIM BECAUSE THEY THINK HE IS ATTRACTIVE #DOES THAT MAKE THEM A FAKE FAN?#HOW MANY STATS DO THEY HAVE TO CITE TO MAKE THEM AN ATTRACTED BUT STILL RIL FAN? #I GUESS WHAT I’M SAYING IS#THERE’S INFINITE WAYS TO BE A FAN #AND FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK YOU GET TO DEFINE THEM
Montreal Canadiens vs. New York Rangers at Madison Square Garden on Dec. 12, 1957
“The Building of America’s Hockey Capital is running a bit late and over-budget.”
I feel ya, guys. I feel ya.
(Source: Washington Post)
“I have seen him celebrate a ton of goals, but I have not seen a celebration from the bench for a goal that he’s scored or the way Phil responded to that goal. He came back to the bench with a smile from ear to ear, yukking it up. [..] And the coaching staff responded in a huge way as well - you don’t see the coaching staff respond to goals like that either.”
Phil Kessel makes it 3-1, Leafs at Bruins, 5/4/13.
EVERYBODY SO HAPPY FOR PHIL #CRYINGFOREVER
LUPUL SEEMED SOOO PROUD OF PHIL IN HIS POST-GAME, LIKE TRYING NOT TO SAY ANYTHING TO EMBARRASS PHIL BUT JUST LIKE, IT’S HARD FOR HIM HERE AND WE GOT HIS BACK~~
AND KESSEL TAPPING KADRI ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD, LIKE “NICE FUCKING PASS, KID.” AAAAH OHMYGOD MY EMOTIONS
AND OF COURSE, BOZAK SUPER PROUD ON THE BENCH, HIGH FIVES FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE HIS BOYFRIEND JUST SCORED AGAINST HIS OLD SCHOOL WHERE HE USED TO BE THE NERD WHO SAT IN THE CORNER
PHIL KESSEL, YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL, AWKWARD HUMAN BEING
HERE, HAVE A NOVEL ABOUT MY PHIL KESSEL FEELINGS IN CAPSLOCK, NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH AMAZON.MYFUCKINGEMOTIONS.CA
Really starting to believe that Sidney Crosby is actually a penguin who made a wish to become human and play hockey. This explains the ubiquitous yellow crocs.
Veteran sportswriter Bob Ford of the Inquirer offers up a passionate defense of Ilya Bryzgalov against his colleagues in the media.
It’s kinda shameful it even came to this, but this is cool.
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